Or You Could Just Shut the Windows

I just got off the phone with my next door neighbor....

"Did you hear the fight?"

"How could I not hear it?"

"The wife and I kept trying to find the best acoustics.  The laundry room made for better sound quality than the garage."

"I had just come back from the grocery store and got the driveway showing.  Who was he kicking out of the house, anyway?"

"I don't know, but I stopped counting the F-bombs after 44."

"Was he talking about his wife, or his dog?"

"He's got that New York temper, that's for sure......"

"Okay.  Well, if anything new develops, call me."

"Night......."

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