Oh Hellll No.....

The phone rang Saturday morning
and I was taken aback
when a young girl's voice
asked to speak with Superman
(sweet, innocent, six year old mama's boy Superman)

And so it begins.
Me vs. The Tramps


Luckily
he was at Polish school
and after a two minute polite conversation
I promised the little hussy
that he would call her back when he got home


As If.