So imagine my annoyance when
"How much do you think a kidney weighs?"
"I want to surgically remove unnecessary organs for the sole purpose of weight loss."
She, of course, insists that she was kidding, but yesterday, as her doctor was marking her left side for what she described as an important and potentially life-saving procedure, she looked over his shoulder and winked at me!
So, like any good best friend, I'm going to go and visit her today, in order to cheer her up and make sure she's recuperating. I've cooked a delicious broccoli soup using
that's what friends are for.