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Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Carboholism: Is There A Genetic Link? A Case Study.

 

 

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Subject 1 (Mother) is preparing to indulge in an overflowing bowl of noodles. 

 

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Subject 2 (Son) Displays similar noodle gathering tendencies.

 

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Subject 1 shoveling copious amounts of spaghetti noodles into her mouth.

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Subject 2 appears to be displaying the same shoveling tactics as Subject 1.

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Subject 1 shamelessly gorging.

 

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Subject 2 using the modern “Hand/Utensil technique.  This shows a mild inconsistency with Subject 1’s more classic and outdated “forklift method” and begs the question, Nature or Nurture?

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Subject 1 appears to be suffering from a classic case of Carboholism.

 

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Subject 2 clearly suffers from the same fate.

 

Findings:

Both subjects, are shown engaging in varying degrees of carboholism-induced behaviors.  This shows patterns which are conclusive with a genetic-predisposition towards a severe addiction to carbs, with a blatant disregard for table manners and serving size.

Conclusion:

Subject 2 is hopelessly adorable, even if he has noodles coming out of every orifice in his body.

Subject 1 is hopeless. 

And needs an intervention.

Like five pant sizes ago.

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