Subject 1 (Mother) is preparing to indulge in an overflowing bowl of noodles.
Subject 2 (Son) Displays similar noodle gathering tendencies.
Subject 1 shoveling copious amounts of spaghetti noodles into her mouth.
Subject 2 appears to be displaying the same shoveling tactics as Subject 1.
Subject 1 shamelessly gorging.
Subject 2 using the modern “Hand/Utensil technique. This shows a mild inconsistency with Subject 1’s more classic and outdated “forklift method” and begs the question, Nature or Nurture?
Subject 1 appears to be suffering from a classic case of Carboholism.
Subject 2 clearly suffers from the same fate.
Findings:
Both subjects, are shown engaging in varying degrees of carboholism-induced behaviors. This shows patterns which are conclusive with a genetic-predisposition towards a severe addiction to carbs, with a blatant disregard for table manners and serving size.
Conclusion:
Subject 2 is hopelessly adorable, even if he has noodles coming out of every orifice in his body.
Subject 1 is hopeless.
And needs an intervention.
Like five pant sizes ago.
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