ShareThisI am
paying the price
for keeping my children
indoors
today
by
counting to 400 during catch
by
wiping drool and cheese crackers off of the leather couches
by
breaking up a Mack Truck Mid-day Standoff
by
fielding questions
such as
"Can We Play Catch Again?"
"Can I Have More Chocolate?"
"When Will Daddy Get Home?"
"Can Reindeer Be Jewish?"
To which I replied:
"No"
"Absolutely Not"
"Not Fast Enough"
and
"Well, I'm sure reindeer are free to excersise the religion of their choice, just like all of the other little animals intheforestandpleasedon'taskmewherebabiescomefromrightnowbecauseiamtiredandyoujustmightgetthewholeuglytruthoutofme.
Tomorrow. The. Park.
paying the price
for keeping my children
indoors
today
by
counting to 400 during catch
by
wiping drool and cheese crackers off of the leather couches
by
breaking up a Mack Truck Mid-day Standoff
by
fielding questions
such as
"Can We Play Catch Again?"
"Can I Have More Chocolate?"
"When Will Daddy Get Home?"
"Can Reindeer Be Jewish?"
To which I replied:
"No"
"Absolutely Not"
"Not Fast Enough"
and
"Well, I'm sure reindeer are free to excersise the religion of their choice, just like all of the other little animals intheforestandpleasedon'taskmewherebabiescomefromrightnowbecauseiamtiredandyoujustmightgetthewholeuglytruthoutofme.
Tomorrow. The. Park.
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2 comments:
more dance tag!? Im so there...but no heels this time, and have Ian wear some knee pads.
What a well thought out question! So Hilarous! I didn't know kids that age knew that kind of stuff!
Brilliance, Jo! You are raising Brilliant men!
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