I am
paying the price
for keeping my children
indoors
today
by
counting to 400 during catch
by
wiping drool and cheese crackers off of the leather couches
by
breaking up a Mack Truck Mid-day Standoff
by
fielding questions
such as
"Can We Play Catch Again?"
"Can I Have More Chocolate?"
"When Will Daddy Get Home?"
"Can Reindeer Be Jewish?"
To which I replied:
"No"
"Absolutely Not"
"Not Fast Enough"
and
"Well, I'm sure reindeer are free to excersise the religion of their choice, just like all of the other little animals intheforestandpleasedon'taskmewherebabiescomefromrightnowbecauseiamtiredandyoujustmightgetthewholeuglytruthoutofme.
Tomorrow. The. Park.
paying the price
for keeping my children
indoors
today
by
counting to 400 during catch
by
wiping drool and cheese crackers off of the leather couches
by
breaking up a Mack Truck Mid-day Standoff
by
fielding questions
such as
"Can We Play Catch Again?"
"Can I Have More Chocolate?"
"When Will Daddy Get Home?"
"Can Reindeer Be Jewish?"
To which I replied:
"No"
"Absolutely Not"
"Not Fast Enough"
and
"Well, I'm sure reindeer are free to excersise the religion of their choice, just like all of the other little animals intheforestandpleasedon'taskmewherebabiescomefromrightnowbecauseiamtiredandyoujustmightgetthewholeuglytruthoutofme.
Tomorrow. The. Park.
2 comments:
more dance tag!? Im so there...but no heels this time, and have Ian wear some knee pads.
What a well thought out question! So Hilarous! I didn't know kids that age knew that kind of stuff!
Brilliance, Jo! You are raising Brilliant men!
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