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Monday, December 21, 2009

Can Reindeer Be Jewish?

I am
paying the price
for keeping my children
indoors
today

by
counting to 400 during catch

by
wiping drool and cheese crackers off of the leather couches

by
breaking up a Mack Truck Mid-day Standoff

by
fielding questions
such as

"Can We Play Catch Again?"

"Can I Have More Chocolate?"

"When Will Daddy Get Home?"

"Can Reindeer Be Jewish?"

To which I replied:

"No"

"Absolutely Not"

"Not Fast Enough"

and

"Well, I'm sure reindeer are free to excersise the religion of their choice, just like all of the other little animals intheforestandpleasedon'taskmewherebabiescomefromrightnowbecauseiamtiredandyoujustmightgetthewholeuglytruthoutofme.

Tomorrow.  The.  Park.

2 comments:

Aggie said...

more dance tag!? Im so there...but no heels this time, and have Ian wear some knee pads.

JJ said...

What a well thought out question! So Hilarous! I didn't know kids that age knew that kind of stuff!

Brilliance, Jo! You are raising Brilliant men!