Jo is a mom to two boys; Superman, who is six, and a mitten and sweatband aficionado, and Mon-chichi, who is seven and has autism and epilepsy and a deep passion for big rigs and soup cans. She is married to Best Husband Ever, a Superhero in his own right who puts up with her panic attacks, OCD, and peanut butter addiction. In exchange, she cooks him dinner and lets him pick the radio stations during long car rides. A kindergarten teacher by day, Jo recently came out of the closet as a writer and is working on her first book, a memoir about raising a child with special needs.
Sebastion Smith Is crapping in his diaper. Can't wait until mom gets a "load" of this!
Veronica Wellington Is sick and tired of circle time and yogurt for snacks. Also, ran into that b*#! Astrid in the sandbox again. She better watch it during nap time.
Rob "the snake" McAllister Is Wasted!Dude. Beer. Lots.
Lori Kestolowicz Adams Coffee's on. Dropping off Stella at preschool, then taking Forest to his doctor's appointment. Then a pit stop at Target for some dryer sheets and pantyliners. Then pick up Stella, and have lunch with my mom at Z's in downtown. Yum. Then back home to pick up the dog, and take him to the vet and groomer's. Then time for laundry and some yoga while the kids take a nap. Then making fish tacos and
rice for dinner. Then Zack comes home from work and we'll argue about the budget and his hot secretary. I'll cry and we'll make up and then even though I'm tired, I'll put out and once again end up unsatisfied and feeling like a two bit whore. Finish the night off with a fifth of vodka and some brownie batter . Happy Tuesday everyone!
Rhonda Fairbanks Is crapping her diaper. Also thinks she accidentally mailed her dentures with the electricity bill.